Confused now

Fair enough I have had the day from hell, involving one back injury (me) one fall causing ankle damage ( mum) and one husband back on the unemployed list due to work sudden cut backs. But none of this can explain the mess of my email.

You see as I said a post back I am now expecting something in the region of 10 deliveries, so I am reliant on Hermes tracker, ups tracker and a miracle regarding Royal Mail. Anyway thankfully my email now goes to my wonderful new phone which I swear is a PC in disguise. That aside I was wonderfully awoken in the early hours by hubby and I checked email, nothing on there about any deliveries being dispatched, so after replying to a few alerts and looking at the pursuing blizzard outside I opted for a duvet day.

Not an hour later was there  familiar bang on the door followed by a lunatic of my dog going mental. So out of my bed I fell and collected two unexpected parcels. Bleary eyed I realised one wasn't even on my list of due in for another week. Not that I am complaining as I always like my beauty boxes, but that is another post. But this is not the puzzle that came later.

Two hours later actually when I received an email saying my glossy box was due for dispatching. Well DUH! I was already in possession of such box.  Then an hour later I got another email saying my ASOS order had just left the warehouse and would be with me in 3 - 5 days. OK this is getting silly, I also had received that this morning. So when I got the third email stating my glossy box was now with my local delivery service, I was a bit fed up. So much so I turned on my PC to check the times on these emails were right and not my phone on time delay. However the phone was running right to time. So basically when I started further emails about other deliveries I am now just guessing when they will arrive or should they have already got here?

This circus will continue because I am due 3 deliveries tomorrow and one on Wednesday. Not mention 2 others are due by the end of the week. Apart from my local Hermes man hating me who wants to bet that none of the parcels arrive in the correct order?